With Apologies to Mikey

Our friend, Mikey, turns five this weekend. Since Christmastime, he has developed a growing obsession with the Transformers. I, myself, admit to holding on to the one Transformer I owned in the 80s, but I had to laugh when I saw the birthday party invite featuring the theme of Mikey's party:


Now, Cringer always provided laughs on He-Man, but are the Transformers really known for having good times...at all?

And, more importantly, do you really want this guy lounging in your backyard, hogging the Dorito bowl? Yikes.


I've come up with the adult equivalent of this invitation: